the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this
We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution
I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.
Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life
this woukd have made me so happy
"Do you have to be so vulgar about men, like they’re pieces of meat?"
I HAVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS GIF SET
au where Cas and Dean are dating and have this thing where Dean always sings the lines ”You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy when skies are grey.” and Cas sings ”You never know, dear, how much I love you. Please don’t take my sunshine away”
but one day, as…
Slytherin wasn’t the only founder to leave a concealed chamber at Hogwarts— before her death, Helga Huffelpuff created a secret room which would help all students, regardless of house affiliation or purity of blood. It’s been called many things throughout the centuries; today it’s known as the Room of Requirement.
ZacharyLevi: If all else fails, we’ll at least have some cool lookin stairs.
Tim Burton received this handmade cake from his animation team and it’s basically the coolest shit ever.
Chris Pratt recalls a story from early in his career when Jimmy went out of his way to show kindness. [x]